ye Queste be continued…

just uploading this stimulates me appetite, and brings back the times, ah and the flavors…

oranges in unusual arrangement

i call it “oranges-and-onion-fountain” with bananas

these in the top row will break your teeth

we gave them away in time. hey, there we found pumpkin seed oil in the center

sweets and meats

sometimes life is honey, sometimes carnage, sometimes boring white bread

sometimes it’s just healthy

… and you flush the wheat and sugar out of your system.

remember the 3rd Eternal Truth of The Waste:

you Are the Waste you eat!

and Provide will The Waste

… and then you get potatoes! enough to keep the eternal potato bulbs growing, because in fact, humans are slaves to potatoes, think about it. and why am i standing on one pantoffel?

now i remember:

because i dropped something on my other toe. here is bird feed for 2 winters (bucket bottom left)

the other side of the story is:

and sometimes you just need to eat bitter chicorees (that grow in abundance everywhere near you from Feb, to Nov.) and horse radish. and bananas for potassium

how do you call the rectangular things to hang your shirts?

… and the cycle of wheat and sugar revolves, dragging along a couple of fish

end of april

the atrocity top far-right i gave to ppl that can stomach such, and used the sweet stuff to fuel my pull-ups.

hahah, did you notice!?

… that i began with this pic!? that was my april, tbc someday soon

the colours

united colours of:

before:
bread, forelle and pig: christian were here

otherwise, nothing has changed. everything’s the same. also, hipsters are very hungry these days – everything we brought to the FairTeiler-Kast’l was gone in 1/2 hour, new rekord!

roots with recipes, a key-ring and a candle

staple stuff with some exceptions: Faschingsgebäck of some sort.

karfiol, florentinum bulbi, y un montón de patas

and the studies will eat them all.

this is an optical trick –

because we 1st went to a WG-flat, then to fair-teiler, and we kept only this.

normally is still normal so

too much breads but also too much fresh greens. and tooo much sweet shid too normally.

here with sushi

here the same with sushi, we kept only this:

MetallicA – black album

a little hard, old and boring, not like in the early days: MetallicA. i know you all have paid for them (and don’t like the good early albums).

here is the juicay stuff

fruit from Peru, Marokko, Egypt, Spain, (bananas maybe Costa Rica),

<10% local…

however, in a couple of days all of y’all will be earth. mahlzeit!

 

keep the faith

the universe will provide, and in a couple of hours, all of this will be sh*t:

 

toe is still good

 

no toes

 

parfum “opium”

 

green appls

 

rustikal scéne

imagine 3 live chickens, not dead ones, on that table…

alcohol free trash metal
china kohl left eck

 

some healthy shid
even the green bin
eggs & bread
salami & mangold
taters & greens
the colors… the eye eats with.
deglets
potato mixes with avocado well
montón de patas

next post:

 

The Song Remains The Same

eggs and pig and plastic

… and 2 layers of pizza. basic.

ananas with the bush still on

the notes are in fact the same, only the composition changes.

pita and smoothies pre-domiate the scene

regional pop-corn, you can d.i.y. btw

many a potatoe

top left: Parsimon!!1!

dine like a pro

appr. 50% organic stuff. the sweetener in the protein shake sucks, tho.

center: leechees

dog food for your best friend. or your dog.

string beans (from egypt)

not a master-piece, but keeps you going.

… until the sirup arrives.

sweet: sweet potatoes and carrots = same thing.

and a final question:

is it true a full fridge is a poor-people-thang?

poor people thang?

because the rich fhugs eat out?

sub has become a dump.

subsubsub.at, the most beautiful hut of graz has become such a dump. (see above)

advent of the world

advent is always the silliest time of the funny christian menstrual circle. full of mysteries and spice wine and drunk driving and atheists visiting (the remnants of) their christian family.

as you know, christian menstrual circle starts with no sex:

… but milk out of nothing.

holy christian pregnancy is rather short: appr 3 weeks. maybe that’s why their saviours are so skinny (even though they seem to eat a lot of pig, turkey and cookies):

they still make swedish bombs in doytshlund (top center).

so at the beginning and at the end they eat pig and sweet shid.

(picture not related to topic)

blood is essential for christian practize, same as for capitalist routine.

bears and peers and beeren and bananen

only from the chestnuts you can tell its dezember, not from the outside weather or the fruits.

the germen and gerwemen call the ginger-bread the live-cake.

this is known as the Lebkuchen (6kg hidden under the czech beer).

by day-time things are normal…

… but by the time the old fat guy with the funny hat appears with his hippie crusty aborigine fella (5th or 6th of dez):

… they dip white bread into melted cheese! (bottom left)

but before that:

random. obstruction tactics, obviously.

fake sausage. fake, unreal, dev’lish (no pig inside).

fake krapfen, but the pig is really dead.

or:

so much pig, must be a cop shop near.

imagine that from the perspective of a dog:

how a dog would view this, but with more scents.

chestnuts: some say the romans have brought them from middle east to western euro, but probably it was free market capitalism before – seriously, im ernst.

4kg in the middle – excellent for cake filling.

the rest is normal.

why didn’t they bake the two onions into the bread?

have they never heard of onion bread!?

more normal

tell the company “freshy” that the workers don’t eat their things (left half).

seldomly you can witness 2 fish next to an orchidee flower.

orchid is with a friend now, and it’s looking good. the fish not, is not looking so good now.

champignon de paris are grown on horse manure. are they vegan?

ask a vegan black belt that.

what looks like a more harmless shopping list is actually not.

it’s pretty harmless, mostly vegan, but it wasn’t a shopping list. but look how beautiful the blue cabbage kraut, like the tree of like, like a placenta but less slimy and more beautiful.

more dead chicken is not so vegan.

do you sometimes wonder if i repeat myself?

any garbage is actually more individual than most human people.

every time different…

rice waffeln with chocolate, not well with the advocado.

advocato they say in spain, but the maya said “aguacatl”, or so. to the pumpkins i don’t know how they said, maybe similar.

something for your winter bikini line.

food is sooo different from each other.

non-woman baby-milk and poppies. odd.

almond dust, nice.

bins from the bins, and unreal beer to ride your bicycle.

and a sweet potato. in brazil it’s pig food btw. your welcome.

sometimes i wonder: do they do this just to drive me crazy?!?

look at the crocant array (bottom), not at all the sandwiches.

not bad: flour (top center).

pls enlighten me: how are erdnuss-snips are really called? peanut-snips? these are GIANT SNIPS btw.

a corn-row.

you get it? corn-row?

here i show you how team work is important.

it takes appr. 5 humanoid people to eat what we find. we cannot proceed the waste quicker.

CAUTION: this can cause a flour-jam!

if you only eat this bread, you will die from flour-jam in your intestines. so find more other people to eat.

this can be used to chase away the hipsters.

winter spring onions. they grow twice a year.

this is finding no end.

never ending moebiusianic.

some garlic, some soap, honey flavor (top left).

but i didn’t taste (i still have real honey from the bins).

another fair-teiler filled.

it never looks so much inside the box than on my floor.

deja-vú: i’ve seen this before!

by the really virgin mary: this was here before! but it wasn’t. so the virgin was a cheat.

no jokes about the spinach.

but makes you strong tho.

how many calories has 5 avocados?

enough for a day.

do you know you can make fun of eastern germans with a banana?

they understand it.

randomly generated ghdjfdjshgja

i don’t see the justice in this arrangement. but we ate it anyway.

the verdict: mäc & cheese.

and cosmonaut yoghurt (top ri).

 

so, it’s not even wastemas (24. & 25. dez) the christian fest when the sun dies and most people kill themself. i wonder what they will toss then. i’ll tell yous. but yous need a 2nd person plural, seriouly. even the mexican countries have one.

GZSZ

imagine what happened next:

another bunch of Basilikum
and 2 more (and another herb that didn’t survive)
and then grew me a third leg!
at first it was very small, but they grow so quickly
27 glasses of cheese

i also found cat food, but i don’t have a cat. but i found hungry cats, too.

and then things were normal for a while…
… until things got much worse: a forth leg emerged!
more of what you want

900g of shrimps! only the portable mobile audio cassette playback device apparatus (bottom center) i couldn’t get to work no more.

then i confronted this rubbish bread with critival whiteness theory.

but it’s working class, so it didn’t get any of it. the elitist sugar pastries (left side) don’t want to be associated with the whole lot (but they are just as white).

 

you are what you eat

…they say.

 

i am raspberry from Portugal?
dry sausage & gazpacho
the basilikum (center top) is looking much beter by now
appr. 400 slices of sandwich toast bread

 

chicken death in june

the other day, i didn’t find a dead bbq-ed chicken in the waste – i found two of them (and they were still warm). i turned some of it into Paella, and most i gave to the dogs.

not my toe

the following picture was made by me homies when i was away:

the sign of Eevil Empire

it nearly blew my mind when i recognized the Sign of Eeeevil in the midst of the rubbish: the cucumber-pentagon!!1! hysterically, i shrieked in madness.

veggies & chickens

… and then more macabre chicken massdeath madness followed… left part (veggies & fruit) are from one supermarket’s bin, the packaged stuff is from another: (still frozen) chicken wings (“barbeque”), potato dumplings, pizza and tex/mex veggies containing tiny beef-burgers.

everything indicates: BBQ-season (and tropical fruit salad).

what a bizzare ritual.

mid summer – Yul Müll

these are the longest days of the year, no matter what’s your confession. and they are hot, which puts some timely pressure onto our jolly enterprise – it’s not only important to know the vegetative seasons, but also your local shops’ schedule!

recent results (in reversed chronologic order):

midweekday is not so a good day

Wednesday you may find empty bins. or 3 orchids, 5 bottles of beer, 20kg of potatos and some 4kg of fair trade bananas.

there have you the salad

i hate how the plastic is blinding in celestial golden plastic rays of light. it’s mostly tuna-egg-spinach “protein pot” – bodybuilder-food that the bodybuilders don’t like.

a trip to the country side

just when i started to miss white bread (for my avocados), i am punished with it. this is the result from visiting friends in the country.

no plastic saves the planet

this one local supermarket now saves the planet by removing all the plastic from the tropical fruits before they throw it away – well thought: waste global, think only local.

Birch Boletus

These here Birch Boleti don’t belong on this page, i’m glad you noticed.

however, they were in the forest, i didn’t pay for them, and i shared them, so they are truely anti-capitalists. (2€-coin for size comparison.)