advent of the world

advent is always the silliest time of the funny christian menstrual circle. full of mysteries and spice wine and drunk driving and atheists visiting (the remnants of) their christian family.

as you know, christian menstrual circle starts with no sex:

… but milk out of nothing.

holy christian pregnancy is rather short: appr 3 weeks. maybe that’s why their saviours are so skinny (even though they seem to eat a lot of pig, turkey and cookies):

they still make swedish bombs in doytshlund (top center).

so at the beginning and at the end they eat pig and sweet shid.

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blood is essential for christian practize, same as for capitalist routine.

bears and peers and beeren and bananen

only from the chestnuts you can tell its dezember, not from the outside weather or the fruits.

the germen and gerwemen call the ginger-bread the live-cake.

this is known as the Lebkuchen (6kg hidden under the czech beer).

by day-time things are normal…

… but by the time the old fat guy with the funny hat appears with his hippie crusty aborigine fella (5th or 6th of dez):

… they dip white bread into melted cheese! (bottom left)

but before that:

random. obstruction tactics, obviously.

fake sausage. fake, unreal, dev’lish (no pig inside).

fake krapfen, but the pig is really dead.

or:

so much pig, must be a cop shop near.

imagine that from the perspective of a dog:

how a dog would view this, but with more scents.

chestnuts: some say the romans have brought them from middle east to western euro, but probably it was free market capitalism before – seriously, im ernst.

4kg in the middle – excellent for cake filling.

the rest is normal.

why didn’t they bake the two onions into the bread?

have they never heard of onion bread!?

more normal

tell the company “freshy” that the workers don’t eat their things (left half).

seldomly you can witness 2 fish next to an orchidee flower.

orchid is with a friend now, and it’s looking good. the fish not, is not looking so good now.

champignon de paris are grown on horse manure. are they vegan?

ask a vegan black belt that.

what looks like a more harmless shopping list is actually not.

it’s pretty harmless, mostly vegan, but it wasn’t a shopping list. but look how beautiful the blue cabbage kraut, like the tree of like, like a placenta but less slimy and more beautiful.

more dead chicken is not so vegan.

do you sometimes wonder if i repeat myself?

any garbage is actually more individual than most human people.

every time different…

rice waffeln with chocolate, not well with the advocado.

advocato they say in spain, but the maya said “aguacatl”, or so. to the pumpkins i don’t know how they said, maybe similar.

something for your winter bikini line.

food is sooo different from each other.

non-woman baby-milk and poppies. odd.

almond dust, nice.

bins from the bins, and unreal beer to ride your bicycle.

and a sweet potato. in brazil it’s pig food btw. your welcome.

sometimes i wonder: do they do this just to drive me crazy?!?

look at the crocant array (bottom), not at all the sandwiches.

not bad: flour (top center).

pls enlighten me: how are erdnuss-snips are really called? peanut-snips? these are GIANT SNIPS btw.

a corn-row.

you get it? corn-row?

here i show you how team work is important.

it takes appr. 5 humanoid people to eat what we find. we cannot proceed the waste quicker.

CAUTION: this can cause a flour-jam!

if you only eat this bread, you will die from flour-jam in your intestines. so find more other people to eat.

this can be used to chase away the hipsters.

winter spring onions. they grow twice a year.

this is finding no end.

never ending moebiusianic.

some garlic, some soap, honey flavor (top left).

but i didn’t taste (i still have real honey from the bins).

another fair-teiler filled.

it never looks so much inside the box than on my floor.

deja-vú: i’ve seen this before!

by the really virgin mary: this was here before! but it wasn’t. so the virgin was a cheat.

no jokes about the spinach.

but makes you strong tho.

how many calories has 5 avocados?

enough for a day.

do you know you can make fun of eastern germans with a banana?

they understand it.

randomly generated ghdjfdjshgja

i don’t see the justice in this arrangement. but we ate it anyway.

the verdict: mäc & cheese.

and cosmonaut yoghurt (top ri).

 

so, it’s not even wastemas (24. & 25. dez) the christian fest when the sun dies and most people kill themself. i wonder what they will toss then. i’ll tell yous. but yous need a 2nd person plural, seriouly. even the mexican countries have one.